Oberyn Martell + his spear
my favorite line in all of cinematic history
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
So fucking sickkkkkkk.
things i look for in a man
- beautiful singing voice
- loves musical theater
- has an ass that won’t quit
- can speak another language
- is raul esparza. im talking about raul esparza
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop
reblog if you want a relationship like this
worst thing about changing your icon is being on your dash like “whos this nerd” … “this nerd is me”
"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic"
i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today
This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.
Muslim knight with her Slavic love